March 2012
Mar 1st
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TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE  •    What is your name/username?     •    Where are you from?     •    Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY, Polka Dots, Papaya, Penthouse,...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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nipple piercings are so attractive.
Feb 29th
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jenniferkieu: HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING.
Feb 29th
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Listenlahire: sonbou: rahnforprimeministahn: ...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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this is johnny craigs best work. this is dance gavin dance’s best record. WHO WANTS TO FUCKING FIGHT ABOUT IT COME AT ME FUCKER.
Feb 28th
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keepthesegroundsfrozen asked: You're marrying me.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: WOW, that's nice. I'm brazilian haha. So how did u learn?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: Can you speak portuguese?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: Aren't you concerned about the tongue bifurcation damaging the nerve endings in your tongue, thus irreversibly limiting sensation?
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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unfollowed fuckyeahtattoos.
i just couldnt look at that shit any more mediocre tattoos justified with stories of grandparents and little brothers. or the same tattoos on different people many times a day IF I SEE ANOTHER FUCKING DANDELION BEING BLOWN AND TURNED INTO BIRDS IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT. 
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: How do they do the split tongue procedure? o.O
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: I wish I was there. Id fuck you silly, especially after the split tongue. Js.
Feb 28th
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i really wish there was a girl here that had a...
id bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: If you get an anchor in your collar bone or hips or something, how do they get taken out?
Feb 28th
Anonymous asked: is it true that you only have a certain ammount of time to leave collar bone peircings in & then you have to get them removed?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: you play in my game for me and i'll get my tongue split, deal?
Feb 28th
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on collar bone piercings?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: oh my gosh, i have a basketball game that day. that's so cool.
Feb 28th
Anonymous asked: when are you getting your tongue split?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: did you ever get that bar stuck through your wee wee?
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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ill be in colorado with jenn in 3 weeks.
and ill have 2 tongues whilst doing so.
Feb 27th
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Anonymous asked: what are your lobes currently stretched at?
Feb 27th
I was going to stretch my lobes.
fuckyeahstretchedears: sellyourselfshort: the-hero-of-canton: But, I prefer employment. Tell this to all the people with stretched lobes who will probably make more money than you ever will.  hi, hi, my names will and i make better money than most of the kids my age. and im semi heavily modded.  it aint gonna suck itself.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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carlos de inferno.
Locked doors, they all get in line for time. The evidence sleeps soundly and they don’t seem to mind. Behind another door back, sick, sleeping on the floor. Another so called burden. Morning here, we all know what she feels inside. And then she says, “Let me be on my way” An emotion will feed the lonely. Take them off, keep it low Keep them quiet, take it slow. Hungry mouths in...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: Souls of Aries > Onward Progress.
Feb 25th
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gonna post truth is on facebook.
not going to deliver.
Feb 25th
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Serious question guys.
ahumblemonologue: Does the surgeon general wear surgeon clothes or general clothes? wu….wut?
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: To be honest I think its a shitty thing of you to do to NOT say who the lady youre interested in. Only because its obvious quite a few think its them and thats just leading chicks on which isnt right.
Feb 25th
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